If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
joy of seeing you...get a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never says its not quite as good as his mother made it...get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want...get a dog.
If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon
which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all of the
neighbors...get a dog. (I still think you need a gun
though!)
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic movie...get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores... get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word
you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually...get a dog.
But on the other hand,
If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you
totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over
you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts
as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness, Then my
friend... Get a husband.
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Dave
and Patty McNary
P.O. Box 124
Ione, OR 97843
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541-379-1720 cell
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